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Our F*ck Yeah Chronicles


Edinburgh Weekend Review: Harris Tweed Bag Workshop, Butterscotch Beer and the Best Haggis
Kelly and I spent a January weekend in Edinburgh: making our own Harris Tweed bags, sharing a butterscotch beer on Victoria Street, the best haggis at brunch and a 10/10.
Jonny Wall
17 hours ago3 min read
Sober-Friendly London: Alcohol-Free Days and Nights Out That Are Worth It
Our guide to sober-friendly London: magic at The Vaults, a circus at Earls Court, a murder mystery train, mocktail bar crawls and theatre, with our Worth It scores.
Jonny Wall
Nov 55 min read


The Murdér Express at Pedley Street Station: Review (Murder Mystery Dining, Sober)
A murder mystery train that never leaves the station: alcohol-free mojitos and cake on Regent Street, then an extremely interactive cast, a light three-course dinner and a photo booth at The Murdér Express in Bethnal Green.
Jonny Wall
Oct 293 min read


Come Alive! The Greatest Showman Circus at Earls Court: Review (Ringside and Sober)
A Greatest Showman newbie goes ringside at Come Alive! in Earls Court: 45 minutes in the pre-show museum, one of every alcohol-free cocktail, free churros and a trapeze act right over our heads.
Jonny Wall
Oct 223 min read


The Magician's Table at The Vaults London: Review (and a Sober Night Out)
Close-up magic inches from our noses, a Diet Coke that turned into orange juice, a sealed letter that knew far too much about me and £5 tickets. Our sober night at The Magician's Table.
Jonny Wall
Oct 164 min read


Our Antigua Honeymoon: Ten Days, One Painting and Zero Tummy Aches
Ten days in English Harbour, Antigua: a historic hotel in Nelson's Dockyard, epic food, alcohol-free piña coladas, a painting for life and zero tummy aches.
Jonny Wall
Oct 88 min read


Our Bath Mini-Moon: Afternoon Tea, Hot Springs and a Post Box to Go
Two days after our wedding, Kelly and I escaped to Bath: Pump Room tea, Roman Baths, Thermae spa, brilliant alcohol-free cocktails and a post box.
Jonny Wall
Oct 16 min read


Our Preston Court Wedding: Sunflowers, Fire and Carousels
Sunflowers, finger tattoos, an open-fire feast, a Victorian carousel and Appletiser toasts: the best day of our lives at Preston Court.
Jonny Wall
Sep 287 min read


Hamilton Review: A Day at the Theatre with CA Japanese Pancakes First
Second-row seats for Hamilton in London's West End, Japanese soufflé pancakes first, and our honest verdict on whether the hype is worth it.
Jonny Wall
Jan 26, 20252 min read


Formula E London Review: Roseblood Mocktails and KOD Steak
What happens when you mix the electric thrill of Formula E racing with the laid-back indulgence of all-you-can-eat steak? You get a day that’s charged with excitement and deliciously rewarding! Recently, Kelly and I ventured to London to experience the high-speed world of Formula E, followed by a visit to the chic Roseblood pop-up for some classy mocktails, and capped off with a sumptuous dinner at KOD. It was a day of vibrant contrasts that paired the adrenaline of sports wi
Jonny Wall
Sep 15, 20242 min read


A Spirited Day in London: From Piercings to Performances
Lunch at Café Concerto in Piccadilly, a new piercing, then Spirited Away on stage in London. Our full day out, and what was worth it.
Jonny Wall
Aug 21, 20244 min read


Wild Nights and City Lights: A Planned Evening at London Zoo Late Nights
Kelly's surprise tickets to London Zoo Late Nights: a walk across the city, the zoo after dark, and whether the evening event is worth booking.
Jonny Wall
Aug 5, 20242 min read


Gingerline The Grand Expedition Review: Immersive Dining in London
Gingerline's The Grand Expedition, an immersive hot-air balloon dining experience in London that we booked at a few hours' notice. Here's what it's like.
Jonny Wall
Jul 29, 20243 min read


Solving Mysteries with Sherlock: Our Unforgettable Anniversary Night
Our second anniversary at The Lost Estate's Hound of the Baskervilles, an immersive Sherlock Holmes murder-mystery dinner in London.
Jonny Wall
Jun 16, 20242 min read


Spontaneous dinner, spontaneous show, spontaneous doughnuts
A bank holiday of saying yes: dinner at Circolo Popolare in Marylebone, a last-minute show, and doughnuts to finish.
Jonny Wall
May 19, 20244 min read


The Universe on Our Side: A Magical Musical Evening in London
A quiet dinner at Sarastro turned into a candlelit concert and a lucky musical night in London. Why unplanned evenings are often the best.
Jonny Wall
Apr 27, 20242 min read
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